
Frank: Daniel, Hi. 
Daniel: Could you make me a woman? 
Frank: Honey, I'm so happy! 
Frank: Oh, come here. 
Daniel: I knew you'd understand.
Frank: Yeah. 
Daniel: This gonna hurt? 
Jack: Don't whine; just relax. 
Daniel: Are you sure? 
Jack: Just remember pain is beauty. Okay, here we go. Take a deep breath. Instant eyelift! 
Daniel: Whoa! 
Frank: And you'll never see the strings; they'll be under the wig. 
Jack: Huh? The man has 5 o'clock shadow at 8:30 AM and you're worried about strings? 
Frank: All right, we'll start with makeup. 
Daniel: I'm not gonna wax. 
Frank: Don't worry we'll just lightly Spackle. 
Daniel: I feel like Gloria Swanson! 
Frank: You look like her mother. 
Daniel: I'm ready for my close-up Mr. DeMille! 
Frank: Okay everyone, let's pray! 









