Frank: Daniel, Hi.
Daniel: Could you make me a woman?
Frank: Honey, I'm so happy!
Frank: Oh, come here.
Daniel: I knew you'd understand.
Frank: Yeah.
Daniel: This gonna hurt?
Jack: Don't whine; just relax.
Daniel: Are you sure?
Jack: Just remember pain is beauty. Okay, here we go. Take a deep breath. Instant eyelift!
Daniel: Whoa!
Frank: And you'll never see the strings; they'll be under the wig.
Jack: Huh? The man has 5 o'clock shadow at 8:30 AM and you're worried about strings?
Frank: All right, we'll start with makeup.
Daniel: I'm not gonna wax.
Frank: Don't worry we'll just lightly Spackle.
Daniel: I feel like Gloria Swanson!
Frank: You look like her mother.
Daniel: I'm ready for my close-up Mr. DeMille!
Frank: Okay everyone, let's pray!
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